OPTION 1: Me: Hey, how are you. Them: Pretty good. What’s your major in school? Me: I’m not in school. Them: Why not? Me: Because it’s super expensive and I’m an artist anyway. Them: You should go to school and major in something boring. What do the arts ACTUALLY contribute? Me: HOLY SHIT Me: YOU […]Read more "Two Potential Outcomes on Tinder"
1. Do not insult employees (especially those in operations, such as housekeepers). They are literally cleaning up after you. Their job is not a measure of their intelligence. 2. Do not insult employees that don’t speak English as well as you think they should. There are a lot of immigrants working in hospitality. Unless you […]Read more "Hotel Guests: Tips on Not Being a Jerk"
“Something is always going wrong.” This was the first warning I received when I said I wanted to be an actor. I was up at that fancy dancy art school I spent a year at when I was fourteen, referred to by its adoring prisoners as “The Bubble”. I was speaking to a skinny gay […]Read more "Something Is Always Going Wrong"